And we are at the opening bit where Howl is walking through the air with Sophie and my sister goes “Wow, he is handsome”
Yes darling, welcome to the world of handsome anime men… they will ruin your life.
“Pole dancing, what a slutty job, I bet they failed at college or something”
Pole dancing is the coolest shit ever along with belly dancing. But for real, look at that last gif holy fuckingwhatthehellSKILLS.
Ugh people are so cool
i legit want to be a pole dancer
My visit to get screened for cancer:
- Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
- Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
- Nurse: "So he's your...."
- Me: "Friend."
- Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
- Me: "11."
- Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
- Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
- Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
- Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
- Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
- Me: "Uh. 0."
- Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
- Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
- Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
- Me: "With homosexuality."
- Me: "I fuck girls."