Firefly

Kaylee: Everybody’s got somebody. Wash tell me I’m pretty. 

Wash: Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion. 

Kaylee: ‘Cause I’m pretty?

Wash: ‘Cause you’re pretty. 

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carryonmy-assbutt:

sakibatch:

mangocianamarch:

ahobbitcarol:

I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS 

"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"

excuse me i must poem

Shakespeare would be proud

(Source: im-sebastian-stan)

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cumberchameleon:

Superwho - Castiel is new to the hunting business… and it shows.

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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

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sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

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berdmn:

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

Cons to being gay: both you and your husband drown on the Titanic

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elegantly-tasteless:


school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

(Source: bookjunkie26)

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youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

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